a little slice

so today while I was walking home from work I walked past the projects a little bit. I saw these two kids (about 8yrs old) playing with this plastic airplane thing. Then I saw a kid who was like 16 and his little brother/cousin or something who was about 8 too. So I see the older kid talking to the younger kid, and then all of a sudden the two of them run past the two other kids and steal the plane. The other kids are FREAKING out, while the robbers run off chuckling.

Okay seriously…who the fuck steals plastic airplanes from little kids? And also, this is why some people shouldn’t be allowed to have babies: Because there stupid kids teach their other stupid kids to be the filth of society. Yeah, I like to know that society is crumbling with every second of every day. Geniuses aren’t making babies, because that ruins their success, so all the idiots decide to procreate faster and more frequently. Fuckin’ sweet.

Holy shit…why do they even try to integrate old people with young people? It's just asking for disaster. Honestly, basically you can probably keep people 16-35 together and then any older should just back the fuck up for real. Like, specifically if you are in your 50's you probably shouldn't have any job except sharpening push mower blades/ greeting people at Walmart- even that is a waste of general public $$$, but I suppose they need to do something now that SS is fucked, and I'm sure Walmart isn't offering any great pension checks…

Anyway, the more and more I get out in the world the more I realize how fucking stupid everyone is. Yeah, yeah, there's always someone out there smarter than you are: I'm not denying that, but I just think 90% of the people you meet are morons…or at least give off the perception of being a moron. All orientations I've ever been to are geared towards idiots. Like a 13 yr old could go to these orientations, and do your job. Why waste money training people, when you could just put them out on the job? The way I look at it is if you aren't qualified to do the job with adequate training (ie 1-2 days for an intro level job), then you should probably go get your GED or something: or the high school that let you graduate as an illiterate should be shut down… probably shut down the school so more idiots like you don't come through the system…

Most jobs can be done if you can read. Most jobs are repetition. People have really lost all common sense/ basic abilities to do things, and handling people with kid gloves in a week+ long orientation for 8 hrs a day…doesn't make it any better…they just think that gives them the impunity to walk around ignorant on the job….stop wasting time with orientation and training and just hire better workers in the first place…fuck

so I have a gov't job now…so I've probably already said too much…I am going to try to keep my stories to a minimum/legal since my last blog experience with a shitty little franchise that flips salmonella infested ice cream into over-priced waffle cones, while singing douche bag songs to you for minimum wage.

I have been waking up at around 5:45am for the past 3 days, tomorrow I have to catch the 5:22am train-bleh-on the train I read the Metro every morning. How do these people get paid? I'm pretty sure high school graduates (or not grads for that matter) could write the shit they pass off as "journalism." Each article is about a paragraph long, and the longer articles are usually about some new Indie band, instead of about oh I don't know the Gaza strip? Or Dirty War trials? Yeah…and 90% of the people on the T are either reading the Metro or some other horrible New York Times bestseller buttfuck Anne Rice paperback or some shit like that…However, this crowd of people is MUCH better than the douche rockets that read the fucking Herald. The Herald is like a D list tabloid newspaper. Think about that for a moment. D List TABLOID…basically they're the skid marks of the group…

I understand that the magazines are free, which explains the low funding and therefore the caliber of writers, but there are ads on every other page…so I'm not really buying that…my other reason for not buying that: the Dig. The Dig isn't a spectacular magazine, it basically is 50% pot shots on everyone else's shitty magazines (however, they do take digs at the Globe just about everyday). However, The Dig definitely tops my list of free magazines, and I enjoy reading it for the most part; it has a very Bostonian feel to it, with the word fuck and shitty utilized in at least 65% of the articles. It let's you be slightly vicarious, and feel like you're not the only one who wants to fuck up a couple Canada Geese once in a while:

" Admit it: The only reason you like Canadian geese is that they require no effort to find, and you’re lazy. Show up at any pond, and the fat fuckers immediately waddle over, like some obese, avian version of Calcutta street urchins, ready to take the bread out of your pocket or a finger off your hand."

So yeah…I think my next post will be about Maple Story-my new addiction- and maybe some photos of my cat: that's right…my cat-fuck off.

 check out the full geese article right here

So I've tried to blog before, but it didn't quite work out. I think it was on blogspot. So I'm trying it again on WordPress. I suppose what's necessary now is to explain where rogerbobo fits into the picture. This poem by John Updike is where it comes from:

Eskimos in Manitoba,
  Barracuda off Aruba,
Cock an ear when Roger Bobo
  Starts to solo on the tuba.

Men of every station -- Pooh-Bah,
  Nabob, bozo, toff, and hobo --
Cry in unison, "Indubi-
  Tably, there is simply nobo-

Dy who oompahs on the tubo,
Solo, quite like Roger Bubo!"

I don't exactly know what this blog will be about, specifically.