a little slice

i definitely went to a porn shop with my mom…i definitely got yelled at by an old woman, because my hair is messy…and i definitely haven’t studied for chem.

holy shit this day just gets better, there are few reasons i love my mom, but this is a prime example of one of them:

Carrie: Mom, I think Sal has our Donkey Konga.
Mom: what? really? we don’t have any congas?
Carrie: no, i’m pretty sure they’ve had them for like…a year now.
Mom: you wanna go get em?
Carrie: uh, like, now?
Mom: yes, they’re our congas.
Carrie: ok…but i’m not going in…

my mom precedes to go into their house, unannounced, and during a christening, and comes out with one extra conga, and two games that aren’t ours. lol i love her.