a little slice

haha that’s what my dad calls it. it’s pretty awesome sounding now that i think about it. anywho, if anyone doesn’t know what to get me for christmas:

look at this prosh little mother fucker…he’s all “hi, i’m genetically engineered and has velvet, kthx bye.” feets are so nommable.

just sayin’

i hope everyone’s festivus goes well.

I tore my foots open, it hurts .