a little slice

what’s up kids,

i know you missed me. clearly, i totally fell off the face of the earth. secondly, i obviously failed at evolution. So, i have a few things to redeem myself with, though. i am going to write an ongoing little essay/list about things i wish i knew about college before i got here. I am going to try to write various interesting things other than random updates on my life.

i’m going to puerto rico on march 23. WORD.

i am going to develop my first roll of medium format film. hopefully good things will come from it and i can scan a few in.

i’m on some new drugs, and may be on even more new ones.

anyway, onto the awesomeness:

for those of you who knew me in high school, this will be somewhat nostalgic, i’ve always thought that there should be rules to walking, because some people are just fuckin’ retarded. I even went so far as to write up a set of laws in my freshmen math class…with my left hand. finally, someone else thinks the same damn thing:

except not really, because it’s supposedly for bikers or some shit…fuckers…

roheeni and i got fish let me show you all the characters in our new drama:

we’ve got two of these cute little mother fuckers. they are so god damn cute and they snuggle up with the babies below and they are all little kittens in a pile.

we have two of these little bad boys and they slink around and hide in all the corners and shit

we have three of the following bad ass biologically engineered motherfuckers:

we have a big ass pink guy, one baby pink, and mr. orange, oh yeah we named most of our fish after reservoir dog characters.

next, we have five four gay ass guppies:

princess died….

next we have the neons…i hate the neons:

we have a little queer orange neon too…but no one cares about them…moving on

mr. orange is the coolest/queerist mother EVER:

he basically sucks on shit like all day.

and finally (i think) this dude. who’s all i’m suave and heteroflexible, ie have a relationship with mr. gold:

so yeah basically…ridiculous…i am going to start a new thread because this one is sort of all about fish.