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Kyle: I hope you enjoyed that, because it was all for your benefit.

Kyle: Can you pass me a tissue?

Cheyenne(to Alex): If gay people could get married, you and Carrie would.
FWD: Re(25): Why’s the internet NOT working?

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5:03 PM Esther: can i just say

i used that poem in your blog

for one of my seqs

hahahha

me: HAHAHA

5:04 PM Esther: the. we are a disaster, and yes, we are terrible for each other

but tell me your heart doesn’t race for a hurricane or a burning building

both of which i have survived in the past

me: please tell me udidn’t use it for freaking johnson!

Esther: ahahhahaha

me: that is just INNAPROP!

Esther: and then i wrote. this is how i feel about econ 201

it took over my LIFE

hahahahha

me: dude you are so wrong

lol

11:34 PM Esther: dude

dude

david johnson grabbed my wrist today

david johnson grabbed my wrist today

we’ve reached a new level.

we’ve reached a new level.

11:35 PM me: …dude

…dude

ur sketchy

ur sketchy

Esther: hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

me: that is in no way normal to be excited about that

11:36 PM Esther: nonono

you dont’ understand

so FIRST

i walked in LATE

which has NEVER happened

so i was very upset

already

b/c i fell asleep in my room at my desk

looking at a pset problem

11:37 PM anyway, i was liek 3 mins. late

and during class he asked who had recently signed the kyoto protocol

and i was like, OMG. i’m so glad i’m all up on my environmental shit

so i was like umm AUSTRALIA!

and he was like, Australia!

and we had a moment

so i was like yesss. i redeemed myself

11:38 PM and then after class we were talking, but there were a hwole bunch of students aorund us talking

and he grabbed my wrist to get my attention so he could say stuff to me

and i was like GASP

he thinks i’m good enough to TALK TO!!!

omg

momentous i tell you momentous

me: …

dide

dude

lol

again

not okay

lol

Esther: ugh FINE

i can’t help it. academic infatuation

11:39 PM i’m hot for his brain

(3:49:47 PM) Carrie: <3
(3:49:53 PM) Alex Ruff: loving of you!!!!
(3:49:59 PM) Carrie: i can has gulliver
(3:49:59 PM) Carrie: lol
(3:50:09 PM) Alex Ruff: oooooooo. i like what gchat does to the heart!
(3:50:23 PM) Alex Ruff: i can haz cateractzzz

(3:30:51 PM) Savannah: i came home
(3:30:56 PM) Savannah: and my cat had a thong wrapped around her
(3:30:57 PM) Savannah: like
(3:31:02 PM) Savannah: she was through the thong
(3:31:02 PM) Carrie: …………..
(3:31:04 PM) Carrie: lol
(3:31:07 PM) Savannah: i dont know how
(3:31:09 PM) Savannah: she was sleeping
(3:31:11 PM) Savannah: with a thong on her

In the background this family is speaking French:
Brooke: wow I understood them! I’m so proud of myself. She said “do you want to go in the water with mommy?
Carrie: I heard le plague.
Casey: They’re speaking French?

In reference to UBC:
Casey: that’s like, cluster fuck.
Brooke: no it’s not, I think cluster fuck is just when you have shit all over the place and you trip on it.
Carrie: what fuck?

In reference to Fergie:
Tim: why is it that everything she touches turns to gollldddd

Carrie: Fuck we have to pay for wireless here.
Casey: ok that’s it, Minneapolis officially sucks!

AAA: well, if you’re not on a road, we can’t help you.

Tim: you had me at algae.

Katherine: *screams*
Carrie: what what?! ahhh *screams* what did you see?
Katherine: a staircase!

Katherine: Look guys, it’s a well!!!

Tim: Lesbians in their natural habitat.

Tim: there’s dirt in my mass pike machine cut.

Katherine: can you stop smelling good, from like, everywhere?!?

Katherine: it’s not like that, and if it were, it wouldn’t be like that.

away message: there is nothing wrong with eating lasagna with just a knife…
[21:11] notwithoutmystar: that is the most “i live at college” thing ive ever read btw

Cheyenne: can someone else, who hasn’t been fisting weed all night, put a pecan sandy in my mouth?
*two seconds later*
oh damn that dried my shit out.

Carrie: I saw this book at Barnes and Noble that was like “girls who like guys who like guys” and I was like, what, how does that work?!
Mike: I’d do that.
Cheyenne: you did do that.

Cheyenne: Mike, if you know anything about stretchin’ it out, you gotta tell me.
Mike: I don’t know anything.
Carrie/Cheyenne/SOMEONE: but you still stick things in your ass.
Mike: ohhh, yeah but I don’t think about it, i just shove it up there.

Old people: while washing my hands in the bathroom.
80 yr old woman with cane: Don’t you have a comb?!

In reference to oxytocin:
[20:38] Berry4476: nooo like she doesnt want to share it witrh other poeple
[20:38] Berry4476: aka YOU

I fucking love you savannah
[22:09] notwithoutmystar: by amazing hair day, you mean you woke up and still had a perfectly fucking sweet faux-hawk from the day before?

While returning a dvd to blockbuster:
Esther: wait did I just…
Johanna: Did you return the wrong movie?!
Esther: Fuck..when do they close?
Johanna: 11:00…it’s 11:07.

Whilst playing Taboo:
The keyword is Thomas Edison
Kelsey: what’s in a lamp?
Sarah: light bulb, electricity…
Dersha: JEFFERSON!!!

keyword is graffiti
Dersha: some people think it’s art and some it don’t.

Esther: omg, bamboo aids!
Carrie: what? bamboo aids?
Esther: I meant baboon.
Johanna: I didn’t even notice.

Carrie: I didn’t think I was being rougher than usual!
Katherine: It must be the rap music.

Carrie: They’re different, because they’re not the same!

Carrie and Esther rehearsing their play:
Carrie: maybe if I really liked rice pudding or cornflakes for breakfast, or something, that might be worth it.
Esther: snow is good…I mean…rice pudding.